Instant Bimbofication Content Warning: This story contains themes of modification and dubious consent. No characters were harmed during the recording of this tale. “Amanda Smith?” “Yes, I’m here.” Amanda rose with a sigh. She still had no idea what she was doing here. Wasn’t it the point of couple’s therapy …
Not a Nimble Elf, but a Hippo in a Tutu Last year I had an interview by phone with a marketer who wanted to ask me some questions about sex toys. Being a sex toy reviewer and sex blogger, I was willing to help. One of the questions she asked …
Warning: Rant What would you rather have when you read a review? A glossy 5-star review that says the product is perfect and will fulfil all your wishes, only for it to be a grand disappointment when you have it in your hands? Or an honest 2-star review saying the …
Content Warning: This story contains themes of adultery and dubious consent. No characters were harmed during the recording of this tale. BDSM Sex Story The collar stared at me from the dashboard. I hated the symbol of our relationship. Our broken relationship, I should say. His betrayal had erased all …
Rather Not I dislike eating. If I never had to eat again, but could still live, of course, then I would be one happy woman. Every meal is something of a struggle. I eat three times a day, I never miss a meal, but I don’t think it’s pleasant. It …
Keep it Simple In our house, my husband is the one who says ‘I love you,’ sometimes up to ten times a day. I only get so far as ‘love you too,’ in response. Please don’t come home with flowers, since that’s only going to pose a danger to my …
Proud I’m not easily satisfied with what I do, but there are some instances that I’m proud of in my life. They all deal with hard work, so not things that happened to me or that I was given. They weren’t instances of luck, neither were they instances of love. …
Recipes – Food Matters Regrets When I was a teenager, I showed no interest in doing household chores. Nothing, zilch, nada. I didn’t help cleaning, my room was a mess, and the laundry was not for me. I never contributed to cooking. I have few regrets in life, but this …
Roasted Flavoured Peanuts When I first saw this prompt, I thought about my snacking habits. Simply put: I snack too much. Too many crisps and peanuts and chocolate and cookies. Last year, in the winter of 2018/2019, I was addicted to peanuts, the flavoured ones from Lidl. I gained so …
Never the Twain Shall Meet I’m a private person. Unfortunately, life has taught me that it is dangerous to be open and welcoming to the world. Time and time again, I’ve been betrayed by those closest to me. This has led me, and my husband, to be very private. Our …
